Living it up so let the memories begin!

seerofsarcasm:

puttin on the ritz

Some gifs of my sexy illuminati dorito cosplay from today of NYCC!

isimonito:

theannieplanet:

cutting-will-always-be-my-life:

All credit goes to - japharts

**Trigger warning**

This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too.

if you ever wonder why I’m surprised when you call me your friend or when you say you want to hang out or when you say you miss me

It’s sad some people think like this I want to give them a hug

whores-charm:

yourlocalpsychopath:

metalgasm:

mwolf0epsilon:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

Ladies and gentlemen, the British.

tally hO

IM GONNA PISS MYSLEF FUCK

this is so embarrasing

i just….threw up in my mouth a little

this is the closest they’re ever gonna get to some vagina lmaoooooo

bigbigtruck:

lovelylops:

the things i find on the internet 

unmute it

fUCK

bree-the-disney-diva:

loveholic198:

That one time Donald tried to run House of Mouse without Mickey.

Best show! 

phantomrose96:

Whose idea was this

dglsplsblg:

weatheredbatz:

On your left..

hahahaha.

this is rather sad.

DC:  “Don’t say it!~”

Marvel:  “On your left.”

musicalluna:

CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.

"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file!"

oh my god, it’s almost like there’s a real movie.

ograes:

whovian-hetalian:

clarkkftw:

teamaequitas:

0hmykaty:

wearealljustrunaways:

savisintheclouds:

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. 

…okay.

did i even really have a choice?

okay robin williams
i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions

just gonna reblog…

okk

ograes:

whovian-hetalian:

clarkkftw:

teamaequitas:

0hmykaty:

wearealljustrunaways:

savisintheclouds:

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. 

…okay.

did i even really have a choice?

okay robin williams

i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions

just gonna reblog…

okk

The origin of the Bowl of Soup

theirtinywings:

northernlotus:

That one time Tony stopped Hydra from getting the Iron Man suit

yeah adds WHOLE NOTHER MEANING TO THE MOVIE NOW FOLKS

ask-ziggs-hexplosives-expert:

oursillylittlethings:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell 

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE GUY WITH THE TRAP DOOR, THE DUDE THAT RAN AFTER HIM JUST CLOSES IT AND CONTINUES WITH HIS DAY.

//OMG IT’S BACK! MY ALL TIME FAVORITE POST EVER!